Tweet: The TV tells me that...
‐ Posted via TwitterThe TV tells me that cranberry farmers are ernest and hard working but also bumbling idiots.
Tweet: Told some tourists that they...
‐ Posted via TwitterTold some tourists that they could take any Muni train to Embarcadero, then they let two pass. "We'll wait for another one." #SfMuni
Tweet: OH "He didn't look like...
‐ Posted via TwitterOH "He didn't look like a UNIX guy, he looked like an AS400 guy. I thought he was homeless. "
Tweet: Half day at @pivotallabs half...
‐ Posted via TwitterHalf day at @pivotallabs half day at @twitter. Feel scattered.
Tweet: RT @huggacat: I timed this...
‐ Posted via TwitterRT @huggacat: I timed this girl to see how often she tugged at her low cut jeans...every 15-20 seconds. Text w/ left hand, tug w/ right ...
Tweet: @tectonic It's been real! Sad...
‐ Posted via Twitter@tectonic It's been real! Sad to see you go!
Tweet: RT @huggacat: The CSN concert...
‐ Posted via TwitterRT @huggacat: The CSN concert was great. They may be old and gray, but so was the audience. No one had to worry about wearing dad or mom ...
Tweet: When a cat is sleeping...
‐ Posted via TwitterWhen a cat is sleeping on my lap I am very thankful for whatever hormone keeps mammals from acting out their dreams.
